I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I party with great urgency now.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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