Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Come on in and take your pants off
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