Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Just pee around me
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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