the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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