Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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