Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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