I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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