I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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