Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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