Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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