Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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