She announced her abortion via fbk
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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