You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
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He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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