she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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