redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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