Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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