she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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