O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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