we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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