im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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