that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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