just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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