Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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