let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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