I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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