We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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