with your own penis?
My first STD was from a foam party
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
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there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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