Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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