what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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