He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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