I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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