kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
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Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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