i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
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You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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