Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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