Non-Jews are for practice
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Pants are for mortals
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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