She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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