On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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Party on wayne
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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