It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
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i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I would fuck him just for his dog
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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