She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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