Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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