Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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