If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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