And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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