They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
we should paint friendship bongs
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