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(248): View more from Michigan

if you like me you must not know who I am

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(248): View more from Michigan

Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee

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(850): View more from Florida

hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.

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(914): View more from New York

I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me

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(443): View more from Maryland

we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...

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(410): View more from Maryland

So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.

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(281): View more from Texas

I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.

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(571): View more from Virginia

i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it

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