I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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