Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
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how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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