I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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