scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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