He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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